these would be the people playing the cast.
Me, b. 1981. Read the How I’m Awesome page.
Idina Menzel
You may know her from RENT, among other things.
Like Wicked. I'm a witch too, so it all works out.
Yeah, she’s way prettier than me. But I’m the casting director of THIS movie, bitch.
Lobster, b. 1972. My former co-worker, who is a crotchety old hermit crab. He has 3 (sometimes 1) kids and a crazy baby-momma.
Adrian Brody
The Mutation is another one of my friends.
Learn about Kitten and Tomcat here.
My Mom, b. 1955. Soon-to-be Retired Business Director. General Shitstarter and Prankster (who I get IT from). Been with my dad since 1972 (lord knows how.)
Meryl Streep
Specifically in The Devil Wears Prada, because of the white hair.
My Dad, b. 1953. Retired Building Contractor. He doesn’t know how to use a computer and plays lots o’ golf. My parents still live in my hometown, and have since approx. 1964.
Ted Turner
If only my dad were as rich as this man.
My Brother, b. 1983. My lawyer baby brother who lives in San Diego. He was a weird little kid, but shares my same sense of twisted humor.
Gareth Gates
This guy won Britain's Pop Idol. And he looks so much like my brother, he got mistaken for him in Europe.
Here is the blog post explaining all this shiznit.
Here is my family tree, which includes:
Maternal
Grandma and Grandpa Squirrel
Aunt Crazy Pills
Uncle Fighting Illini
Cheerleader Cousin
Biker Husband
Boy and Girl Rugrats
Welfare Slug Cousin
Masturbating Cousin
Uncle Asshole Millionaire
Aunt Martha Stewart
Paternal
Grandma and Grandpa Cow
Uncle Ponytail Bachelor
Aunt Robot Bitch
Uncle Funny Perv
Closeted ‘Mo Cousin
Family Man Cousin
Love this blog. Funny shit.